Why have all the immigrants left?

They had no rights.

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What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"

What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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Why have all the immigrants left?

They had no rights.

Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

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What's the difference between an immigrant &amp a book?

One of them has papers.

What do you do when you're racist and all the immigrants exhaust you?

You kip.