Why have all the immigrants left?

They had no rights.

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What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

Who's there ! Arbus ! Arbus who ?

Arbus leaves in 5 minutes

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Why are a good majority of Americans obese?

At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own.

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

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What's the difference between an immigrant &amp a book?

One of them has papers.

What do you call immigrants in Sweden?

Swede-ish