Why have all the immigrants left?

They had no rights.

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What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

Why did the hipster otter leave his hometown river?

It was too mainstream :)

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

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What's the difference between an immigrant &amp a book?

One of them has papers.

What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!