What do you do when you're racist and all the immigrants exhaust you?

You kip.

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Exhaust Jokes More Exhaust Jokes

What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

Immigrant Jokes More Immigrant Jokes

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

What's the difference between an immigrant &amp a book?

One of them has papers.