What do you do when you're racist and all the immigrants exhaust you?

You kip.

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Exhaust Jokes More Exhaust Jokes

What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

Immigrant Jokes More Immigrant Jokes

What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants