When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.
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He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.
You kip.
You will get exhausted.
Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.
You'll get exhausted
He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.
Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)
To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail
It's ok, he woke up.
An alarm cluck !
Everyone drinks the kool-ade on the first day.
A double Gin
They are always packing their trunk !
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.
Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.
An I-shoulda-pede.
exhausted.
Because it has pp in it.
Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.
A year in prison if there's any justice.
Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
