Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

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What kind of car do ghosts drive?

BOOgatti!

What kind of cars do jedis drive?

A toy-

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Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!

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Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

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Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted