Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why couldn't the restaurant patron get into his car?

He had Gnocchi.

What are cats' natural predators?

Cars.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Exhaust Jokes More Exhaust Jokes

Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

Bad Idea Jokes More Bad Idea Jokes

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.