Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

Your mother never ran away to join the circus.

Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact?

It was completely runed.

Exhaust Jokes More Exhaust Jokes

Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.

What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

Bad Idea Jokes More Bad Idea Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.