Why are cars in Russia so slow?

Because they are always stalin.

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What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A !

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Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

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Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!