Why are cars in Russia so slow?

Because they are always stalin.

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Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

Why are you driving that car in circles?

Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

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Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

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What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River

Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin