How do you get an elephant across the freeway?

Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out "way". ... (there's no effin' way)

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What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?

Raining elephants !

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6 foot of snot

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Why did the english student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.