How do you get an elephant across the freeway?

Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out "way". ... (there's no effin' way)

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What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

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How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word?

Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"