How do you get an elephant across the freeway?

Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out "way". ... (there's no effin' way)

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What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ?

On television !

What do you do with old cannon balls ?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles !

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How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.