What beer goes best with pizza?

Pepper-Peroni

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What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it?

A pepperonly pizza!

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

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What am I gonna do with a river?

Could you cry me a beer

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.