Exhaust Pipe Jokes

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

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Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

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How do you burn an Irishman ear?

Ring him while he's ironing...

What do you call an Irishman that stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why is your blow up doll half deflated?

She was getting a little heavy.."

When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

Who, dad?

Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.

Long Car Ride Jokes More Long Car Ride Jokes

How does a tail pipe feel after a long car ride?

exhausted.

What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride?

An I-shoulda-pede.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How to make your ears pop?

Try some sparkly earrings.

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

School Bus Jokes More School Bus Jokes

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

What do you call a school bus full of black people?

A rotten banana.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do you call a rapper who's feeling bitter?

NaClmore

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.