Exhaust Pipe Jokes

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

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Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

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Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

Long Car Ride Jokes More Long Car Ride Jokes

How does a tail pipe feel after a long car ride?

exhausted.

What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride?

An I-shoulda-pede.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What type of car does a ghost drive?

A BOOick.

Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger?

His finger was up his nose.

School Bus Jokes More School Bus Jokes

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

What do you call a school bus full of black people?

A rotten banana.

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs on a pool table?

Rick O'Shay

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why did Helen Keller try lsd?

Because she was told it makes you see things!

Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player?

He kept trying to tune her G string.