He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.
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She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe
A rotten banana.
A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff
Top Gear,
Because black tires makes your car run faster
Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.
68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.
Tarrif-ied.
He was feeling ruff.
Coles.
Burning Sanders!
He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap
Amy Swallowa.
An I-shoulda-pede.
exhausted.
Curses, foiled again!"
They're always trying to 1-Up you.