What do you call an Irishman that stays out all night?

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

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How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

What do you call an Irishman sitting in your Backyard?

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What do you call an Irish woman who stays out all night?

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What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

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