Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral?

One less drunken Irishman

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What's the difference between a Scottish guy and Mick Jagger?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What is the difference between a feminist and a walrus?

A walrus has at least two valid points.

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Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ?

A frog in a blender !

Whats a mexicans favorite type basketball?

Juan on Juan

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Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

What do you get if you cross a Mexican with an Irishman?

A redhead who can tan.

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Why can't Irish do trigonometry?

They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry Just cos.

What kind of book does an Irish cultist read?

The Leprenomichaun.

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Why is an Irish funeral cheaper than an Irish wedding?

There's one less drunk.

What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.

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Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral?

One less drunken Irishman

What did the drunken Irishman say to the Chinese diplomat?

http://www.reddit.com/r/Youwritethepunchline/comments/2zg1zy/whatdidthedrunkenirishmansaytothechinese/