Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral?

One less drunken Irishman

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a High School girls track team and a tribe of pigmy?

Pigmies are a cunning bunch of runts.

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

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Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school?

I don't know, I just fly drones.

Whats the difference....?

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

What do you call an Irishman who bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt" ?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

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What's the difference between an Irish Funeral and an Irish Wedding?

One less drunk person.

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

On less person is drunk

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What did the drunken Irishman say to the Chinese diplomat?

http://www.reddit.com/r/Youwritethepunchline/comments/2zg1zy/whatdidthedrunkenirishmansaytothechinese/

Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral?

One less drunken Irishman