Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral?

One less drunken Irishman

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What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

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The star has a bright future.

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Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

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What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

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One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

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What do you call three Irish lumberjacks?

Tree fellers Edit: Wooo gold!

How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral?

There's one less drunk.

What's the difference between an Irish Funeral and an Irish Wedding?

One less drunk person.

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Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral?

One less drunken Irishman

What did the drunken Irishman say to the Chinese diplomat?

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