Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral?

One less drunken Irishman

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What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?

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What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

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Stpehen hawking after a house fire.

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Katy Perry

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A mashed potato.

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Rick O'Shea

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Nick McGuinness.

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X /r/ScienceJokes) Homie O'Stasis.

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There's one less drunk.

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

On less person is drunk

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What did the drunken Irishman say to the Chinese diplomat?

http://www.reddit.com/r/Youwritethepunchline/comments/2zg1zy/whatdidthedrunkenirishmansaytothechinese/

Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral?

One less drunken Irishman