Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral?

One less drunken Irishman

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One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

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I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

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Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

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Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

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What do you call an Irishman who bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.

What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor?

OC A quadriplegic.

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What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

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Why is an Irish funeral cheaper than an Irish wedding?

There's one less drunk.

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

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What did the drunken Irishman say to the Chinese diplomat?

http://www.reddit.com/r/Youwritethepunchline/comments/2zg1zy/whatdidthedrunkenirishmansaytothechinese/

Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral?

One less drunken Irishman