Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral?

One less drunken Irishman

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot?

Because any more would be too farty.

What do you get if you cross a Mexican with an Irishman?

A redhead who can tan.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

What do you call three Irish lumberjacks?

Tree fellers Edit: Wooo gold!

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What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.

What's the difference between an Irish Funeral and an Irish Wedding?

One less drunk person.

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Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral?

One less drunken Irishman

What did the drunken Irishman say to the Chinese diplomat?

http://www.reddit.com/r/Youwritethepunchline/comments/2zg1zy/whatdidthedrunkenirishmansaytothechinese/