Why is an Irish funeral cheaper than an Irish wedding?

There's one less drunk.

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Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

Where did the Irish guy get cancer?

In his prostatoe.

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Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

On less person is drunk

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Why is an Irish funeral cheaper than an Irish wedding?

There's one less drunk.

What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.