Why is an Irish funeral cheaper than an Irish wedding?

There's one less drunk.

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Where does an Irish family go on vacation?

A different bar.

Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

On less person is drunk

Why is an Irish funeral cheaper than an Irish wedding?

There's one less drunk.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

What's the difference between an Irish Funeral and an Irish Wedding?

One less drunk person.