Why is an Irish funeral cheaper than an Irish wedding?

There's one less drunk.

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What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

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What's the difference between an Irish Funeral and an Irish Wedding?

One less drunk person.

What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.

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What's the difference between an Irish Funeral and an Irish Wedding?

One less drunk person.

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral?

There's one less drunk.