Why did the worlds shortest feminist burn down a post shop?

Because the mail was always above her.

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Why did the blonde burn her ear?

The phone rang while she was ironing!

What's a feminists favorite music festival?

Burning Man.

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What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Yours tin-sincerely.

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What is the biggest ant in the world ?

An elephant !

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.