Why did the worlds shortest feminist burn down a post shop?

Because the mail was always above her.

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How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

How many anti-social teens does it take to ignore a burned-out light bulb?

None of your business!

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How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

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What would a world without women feel like?

A pain in the arse.

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!