Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

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What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet?

I don't know but it's e-nourmous.

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When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

Where does Iron man get his e-mail?

Fe-mail

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What did the pirate photographer say?

Check out my DSL-Arrrgh.

Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

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Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

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Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

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Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.