Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

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All white, all white, all white.

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He didn't want to taco 'bout it

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Because they got homo e-rekt-us.

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E we go E we go E we go!

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Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

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What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

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I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

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So they can hide in strawberry patches.

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Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

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Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.