Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

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Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

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What's the smallest instrument in the world?

An e-lectron.

Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

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What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.

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What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

Why did the customer slap the cashier?

Because he was checking her out.

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What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

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Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.