He wanted to check his e-mail.
He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.
The Millenial Falcon.
An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.
an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke
Because attachments are forbidden.
What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.
When it's broke.
Check your privilege, sithlord
So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.
Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
