Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

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A Regis Error.

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Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.

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Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

What goes round the middle of the Internet?

The e-quator.

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How does James Bond type e-mails?

With his goldfinger.

How do skunks like their e-mails?

Scent.

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When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

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What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

How did the artist paint a picture?

A: Easel-y.

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Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

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Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.