Why are there no hand paintings from the old west?

Because they could only draw guns.

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What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

What do you call a drawing of Ketchup?

Sketchup

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How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)