Why do white girls like Apple?

Because once go Mac you never go back.

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

White Girl Jokes More White Girl Jokes

Why do white girls hang out in odd numbers?

They can't even.

What do prime numbers and white girls have in common?

They literally can't even.

Mac Jokes More Mac Jokes

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

Why can't a Mac sing?

Because it's not Adele