How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

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How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

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How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

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How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend?

He has one clean finger.

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What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!

What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.