What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

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Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did the messed up psychologist have for dinner?

Freud rice.

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry