What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

What do you want for dinner?

4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts

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Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

What is Somailias national dish?

An empty plate