What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

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What is white and disturbes your dinner?

An avalanche.

What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

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What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...

What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*