What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

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Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

a tectonic plate!

What is Somailias national dish?

An empty plate