What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!

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What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

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How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

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What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!

What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.