What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!

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What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

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How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

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How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut