What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!

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What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

What's the difference...?

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.

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What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them !

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

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How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!

What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.