What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!

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What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else?

I can clearly see your nuts!

What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

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Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

What do authors do when they are being chased?

They make like Dr. Jekyll and Hyde!

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What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear?

Cashews.

What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.