What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!

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Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?

A nut for a jar of tuna.

What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

Cashew Jokes More Cashew Jokes

How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!

What do you call a cashew in space?

An astronut.