Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.

Why are womens feet shorter than mens?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do Ethiopians do at night?

Starve.

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do robots do at the rave?

They torque.

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts