Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What do you call a group of scientologist almonds?

Nuts.

What is a Pokemon's favorite kind of nut?

A Pi-cashew

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Yours tin-sincerely.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.