Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

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Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

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Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!