Spark Jokes

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

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How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly?

Electro cute

How cute does someone have to be for sparks to fly?

Electro

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

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Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress?

A gender bender Bender fender bender.

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

What did the librarian say to the travel agent?

Find what you're booking for

Electro Jokes More Electro Jokes

How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly?

Electro cute

How cute does someone have to be for sparks to fly?

Electro

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?

We're both lawyers.

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, how did they get in there anyway?

What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

Why does George Zimmerman keep popping up every 6 months or so?

Is he the McRib

What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.