Spark Jokes

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly?

Electro cute

How cute does someone have to be for sparks to fly?

Electro

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

You might also enjoy:

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you call a robot whose brain is unplugged?

Mentally dis-cabled.

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

Gas Station Jokes More Gas Station Jokes

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

Twitch Jokes More Twitch Jokes

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

Ch Jokes More Ch Jokes

What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!

What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How much do flying broomsticks cost at Hogwarts?

Quid each.

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone"