Spark Jokes

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

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How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly?

Electro cute

How cute does someone have to be for sparks to fly?

Electro

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

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What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

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How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly?

Electro cute

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

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How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

How to tell if someone has Rhotacism?

Ask them to pronounce it.

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Why is SAE not that racist?

Because some of their best friends are black... for halloween!

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why the dude's ear is blinking blue?

Because he has a blue tooth in his ear...

What's tall, white and has ears?

A mountain.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

Why was the robot cold?

He was missing his winter gear

What do you call a robot whose brain is unplugged?

Mentally dis-cabled.

Orchard Jokes More Orchard Jokes

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

What do you get when you cross an orchard with a concentration camp?

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