Who is your best friend?

Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."

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Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

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How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

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Who is your best friend?

Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."

What do you call a Robert on a stick?

A keBob!