Who is your best friend?

Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."

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Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

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What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

Where is 5?

Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE

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Who is your best friend?

Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."

What do you call a Robert on a stick?

A keBob!