What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

Previous Random Joke Next
Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

Where do all the funny people hang out at a party?

In the punch line

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

What do Trees and Dogs have in common?

Bark.

Lightning Bolt Jokes More Lightning Bolt Jokes

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9