What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

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Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

Why do mycologists have such a good time?

Because they hang around the fungi.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

What do Trees and Dogs have in common?

Bark.

Lightning Bolt Jokes More Lightning Bolt Jokes

What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?

They crack up

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9