What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

Lightning Bolt Jokes More Lightning Bolt Jokes

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9