What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

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Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

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What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

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Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?

They crack up