What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call a guy with no musical talent that hangs out with the band?

The drummer.

What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

Lightning Bolt Jokes More Lightning Bolt Jokes

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9