What do Trees and Dogs have in common?

Bark.

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What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

What's the definition of a tree?

Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.

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What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.

What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.