What do Trees and Dogs have in common?

Bark.

Previous Random Joke Next
Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a black man out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

What did the tree say to autumn?

Leaf me alone.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.