What do Trees and Dogs have in common?

Bark.

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What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.

What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

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What did the dog say to the old tree?

Bark

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!