Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

A: Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

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How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

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Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

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Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

Why are there so many more men in the military?

Because ladies go in first.

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How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

What does an attorney wear to work?

A: A law suit.