Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

A: Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

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Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

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Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

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Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69?

Because it's eight more.

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Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

A: Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

What does an attorney wear to work?

A: A law suit.