Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

A: Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

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Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

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Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

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What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!"

What do you tell a lady with two black eyes?

Nothing, You already told her twice.

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How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.