What do you tell a lady with two black eyes?

Nothing, You already told her twice.

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Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"