Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

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Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

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What is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

The ICU (I-see-you!)

What do Anne Frank and Bin Laden have in common?

They're both hide and seek champions!

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Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

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What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

What's a composer's favourite childhood game?

Haydn seek.