Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

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What is a water bottle's favorite game to play?

Follow the litre.

How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.

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What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.

What's tall, white and has ears?

A mountain.

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What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.