Why don't mountains get cold?

They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

What do people wear when they go to a new planet?

Terraformal wear.

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What do you call a mountain of puns?

Mount Cleverest

What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

Courtesy Jokes More Courtesy Jokes

What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

Cringe Jokes More Cringe Jokes

What do you call a German who cringes a lot?

Vince

What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow?

Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe.