Why don't mountains get cold?

They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.

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What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove

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How did Harry potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

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What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

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Why don't mountains get cold?

They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.

What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow?

Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe.