Why don't mountains get cold?

They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

A: It's not my fault.

What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

Courtesy Jokes More Courtesy Jokes

What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.

Why do cows huddle together when it rains?

To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other

Cringe Jokes More Cringe Jokes

What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow?

Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe.

What do you call a German who cringes a lot?

Vince