They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.
He wears the cardboard box on his boots.
Medium.
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
A moon-tain.
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com:
Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe.