Why don't mountains get cold?

They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.

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What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

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Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

What do you call a mountain of kittens?

A meowtain

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Why don't mountains get cold?

They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.

What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.

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What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow?

Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe.

Why don't mountains get cold?

They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.