Reddit! Courtesy of my 32 year old boyfriend. He cracks himself up.
It got stuck in a crack.
A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.
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Go ask your mother Courtesy of a hot dog vendor in Atlanta
Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin.