What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

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Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

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What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!

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Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh ?

ten-tickcles.