He cracks up
An egg gets laid
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
Chin-chin would leave.
After a week he was spotless !
They don't like getting sand in their crack.
ctrl+v.
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !
she asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."