What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

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Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

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What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant

What happened to the tree after it caught fire?

It became entally handicapped

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What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

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How does an octopus make you laugh?

With ten-tickles

Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*