How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

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How do I know?

They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

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What did they sew you up with?

My Dad laughing so hard - as he said "That's not funny!" Cat Gut

What does someone have if they laugh at other people's eyes?

Aqueous humour.

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How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

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What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

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What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.