How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

How can you tell if a person's a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What do you call a laughing motorcycle?

A: A Yamahahaha

What goes "ha ha, thump thump?

A guy laughing his balls off.

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

Whats the last thing you give a tickle me elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Ten-tickles!

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?

Because they're wrigleys !

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

End Jokes More End Jokes

Where do all the orphan chickens end up?

Foster Farms

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick