How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What "YSK" means?

Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...

How can you tell if you're texting with a dyslexic pervert?

You get this: ===D==8=

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

What does Professor Xavier say when he wants to be tickled?

tummy, my X-Men!

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What did the snake say to the cornered rat ?

Hiss is the end of the line for you !

What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.