How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They have a machine that does that now.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many literalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

How many Avatar characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It will change when the fire nation attacks

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

What do you call a guy with no musical talent that hangs out with the band?

The drummer.

Machine Jokes More Machine Jokes

What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS

What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.