How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They have a machine that does that now.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Avatar characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It will change when the fire nation attacks

How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit?

A: The defendant.

Machine Jokes More Machine Jokes

What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.