How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They have a machine that does that now.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many trans women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.

How many rioters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Don't be stupid, rioters can't change anything.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

Machine Jokes More Machine Jokes

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine