The ATM
Quack.
Because she used the other to sing
They can't even.
That he only has a 6 inch.
Sasquats
Diddly squat
They both can't make any change
He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5
Fluoride and the Machine
I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.
ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives