What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

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Because they are ugly and they stink !

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Girl you sure are sweet.

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James

Why did 2Pac go to the gym?

To get a 6Pac! -7th grade me

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What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

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What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS

Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

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What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin