What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

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What type of transporter does Mr. Scott use?

A Beemer.

Why can't Black Beard use the N-word?

He always says it with a hard "arrr."

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What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!

What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator

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Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

How do you spot a vegan at the gym?

Pretty much the same as anyone else.

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Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

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Why won't the machines just take over already?

I'm tired of doing stuff.

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin