What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

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What do Asgardians use to keep food hot?

A Thormos.

What do you call a timid person that uses Snapchat?

A snapping turtle!

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What do guys like but are afraid of?

Girls

What do you give a girl that has everything?

Penicillin

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How to spot a douchebag in the gym?

Really bad so he hurts himself.

Why did the bike not go to the gym?

BECAUSE IT WAS TOO TIRED :D:D:D:D:D:D

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What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

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Why won't the machines just take over already?

I'm tired of doing stuff.

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

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What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)