What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

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What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!"

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

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Why did the cz-75 get the girl pregnant?

It took too long to pull out.

Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

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Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

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Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad?

Because America is never wrong.

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

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Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

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What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)