What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

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How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

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What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.

What's easier to pick up the heavier it is?

A girl.

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Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

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Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad?

Because America is never wrong.

Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

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Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They have a machine that does that now.

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What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"