What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

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What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

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Why do some girls walk in threes?

They can't even.

What did Jared say when the girl asked him for a footlong?

That he only has a 6 inch.

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What's Bigfoot's favourite exercise in the gym?

Sasquats

What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat

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What do a Feminist and a Broken ATM have in Common?

They both can't make any change

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

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Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

What is my dentist's favorite indie band?

Fluoride and the Machine

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What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives