What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

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How much do I use my new lamp?

It's often on!

What cell carrier do Mormons use?

Virgin Mobile

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Why would I be mad?

girls who are mad

Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

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What's the best pokemon in pokemon go?

It's Victreebel if you go to a gym you will always get a victory with it.

What's Bigfoot's favourite exercise in the gym?

Sasquats

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Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad?

Because America is never wrong.

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What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.

Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.