What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

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He used the Hookshot!

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He kneaded the dough

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

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A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P

What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM