What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

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What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

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Why didn't the girl go into the haunted house?

She didn't have the balls.

What is a pirates nightmare date?

A girl with a sunken chest and no booty

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What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

How can you tell if someone went to the gym?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

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What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

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Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours