What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

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What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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How awesome were the 50s?

None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.

How do you know if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a testicle.

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How do you spot a vegan at the gym?

Pretty much the same as anyone else.

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

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What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

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What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

What is my dentist's favorite indie band?

Fluoride and the Machine

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What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours