How do you spot a vegan at the gym?

Pretty much the same as anyone else.

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What did the vegan say when he saw someone familiar?

I've seen herbivore.

What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!

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How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

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How do you spot a vegan at the gym?

Pretty much the same as anyone else.

What do you call a lazy Italian at the gym?

Mussolini