How do you spot a vegan at the gym?

Pretty much the same as anyone else.

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Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

What's the worst part about going down on a vegan?

They taste like chicken.

How do you identify a vegan?

Listen closely.

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How does a leopard change its spots ?

When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !

What do you call the spot on the ground just bellow the red keep?

King's Landing

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Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.