How do you spot a vegan at the gym?

Pretty much the same as anyone else.

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What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

What can I get for you, Ma'am?

She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."

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What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?

Spotted click

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How often did the asian cow go to the gym?

Dairy

When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch v=rQegAi6d-MM