Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

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What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

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What did Kurt Kobain have such a terrible time in 7th grade?

He was having a mid-life crisis.

What kind of people like Scottie's hair?

Chubby 7th grade girls!

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Why did 2Pac go to the gym?

To get a 6Pac! -7th grade me

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

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What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx

Why did 2Pac go to the gym?

To get a 6Pac! -7th grade me

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Who was Tupac married to?

His Thug Wife.

Why couldn't Biggy or Tupac ever get decent internet on their phones?

They were just 2G's