Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

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The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.

Thank you very much, sir.

What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

A: HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

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What did Kurt Kobain have such a terrible time in 7th grade?

He was having a mid-life crisis.

Who was the true winner of the 1940 Tour de France?

The 7th German Panzer Division

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Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training

Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

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What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

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What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack?

A Tupac...

Why couldn't Biggy or Tupac ever get decent internet on their phones?

They were just 2G's