Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

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Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

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What did Kurt Kobain have such a terrible time in 7th grade?

He was having a mid-life crisis.

Who was the true winner of the 1940 Tour de France?

The 7th German Panzer Division

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What do you call a posh Gym?

James

Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training

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What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

Why did 2Pac go to the gym?

To get a 6Pac! -7th grade me

Tupac Jokes More Tupac Jokes

What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack?

A Tupac...

What's the worst part about Tupac's new sitcom?

The Holocaust. (pun, hologram deal)