About 8 pints
I don't lobsters!
The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.
A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.
Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.
Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.
It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM
A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.
Marry her.