Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What difference does an "A" make?

Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.

What's the difference between a racist and a liberal?

Gullibility

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Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

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Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park

Whats common between the world trade centres and genders?

There were once two but now they're too offensive to talk about.

Fox Jokes More Fox Jokes

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?

A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.