Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

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Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

She answered "About an inch".

What s the difference between an ostridge ?

it can neither fly

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What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes?

A dumb bunny.

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !