What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

How do you sink a Polish battleship?

Put it in water

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

Turd Jokes More Turd Jokes

How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

What do women and turds have in common?

The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.