What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

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What's the best drink for a dog?

An old faschund.

What is a store for dogs called?

A Superbarket

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Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

How do you make Polish sausage ?

First you gotta find a retarded pig...

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Why does it say TRD on that Toyota truck?

Because it's a turd!

How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.