What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

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What type of dog is always amazed?

A Chi-WOW!-ua

What did the Native American say when his dog fell of the cliff?

Dog gone!

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What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name!

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.

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How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.