How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

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Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

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Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

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What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

What does Jimmy Buffett's chicken say?

It's 5 o'cluck somewhere.

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How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

Whats the difference between you and a bucket of turds?

The bucket

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What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

What do you call a booger that you've been squishing for awhile?

Boograr