What do women and turds have in common?

The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman with one short leg?

ilene.

Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

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How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

Turd Jokes More Turd Jokes

Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.

What do women and turds have in common?

The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.