The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.
68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.
Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.
Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.
Lay down three shovels and tell him to take his pick.
For identification.
Squish it in your hand.