What do women and turds have in common?

The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.

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How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

What do you call a bolt that dresses like a woman?

A cross-threader

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Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

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What do women and turds have in common?

The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.

What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull