What do women and turds have in common?

The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.

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What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....

What do you call two women standing side by side?

Four abreast!

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Why is Cam Newton's house so dirty?

He doesn't pick up after himself.

Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

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Why does it say TRD on that Toyota truck?

Because it's a turd!

Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.