What do women and turds have in common?

The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

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How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

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What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.