What do women and turds have in common?

The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.

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How many menstruating women does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

What do women and modern computers have in common?

Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy

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How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh

What sort of an act do you do?

I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.

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What do women and turds have in common?

The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.

What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull