Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.

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What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up?

Italian

Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Wittness?

They don't like any witnesses.

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

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The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

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What do you call a slice of bread from another country?

An immigraint.

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Because he's shellfish!

Wallet Jokes More Wallet Jokes

Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

Turd Jokes More Turd Jokes

Whats the difference between you and a bucket of turds?

The bucket

Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.