Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.

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Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.

What do you call a squashed Italian?

A Nepalitano. Oh yeah - wait a sec - OK - for the low-info crowd here:

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Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

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What's the difference between a slice of toast and an Iraqi..?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast

When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?

When it's been sliced.

Wallet Jokes More Wallet Jokes

When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

Turd Jokes More Turd Jokes

What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.