What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.

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How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

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What do you call a dog who loves to be dominated?

A sub woofer. Thank you & God Bless

Why do women love Jordan Spieth?

Because he came second.

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What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.

What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

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Why was the pregnant woman screaming "wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!"?

She was having contractions.

What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.