What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.

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What's innuendo?

It's Italian for "suppository".

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A joke about what kind of dough does an italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery.

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more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

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Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

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What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.

What is Vladimir Putins favorite food?

Peaches and Krim

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What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.

Why was the pregnant woman screaming "wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!"?

She was having contractions.