What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.

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Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

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Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

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What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.

What is Vladimir Putins favorite food?

Peaches and Krim

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What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.

Why was the pregnant woman screaming "wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!"?

She was having contractions.