Favorite Food Jokes

What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

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What is Vladimir Putins favorite food?

Peaches and Krim

What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.

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What is an AI's favorite food?

RAM crackers

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

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What was Beethoven's favorite food?

BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

What is Beethoven's favorite food?

Ba-Na-Na-NAAAAAAAAAAAA

Brian Jokes More Brian Jokes

Who's there ! Brian ! Brian who ?

Brian drain !

How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

Fast Food Jokes More Fast Food Jokes

What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast Food!!! ... I'll see myself out. Credit goes to Safari Animals Oatmeal by Quaker.

Bruce Lee Jokes More Bruce Lee Jokes

What is Bruce Lee's favourite drink?

Wataaaah!

What is the name of Bruce Lee's crippled brother?

Broccoli

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What do dark humour and food have in common?

Only some people get it.

What's a Southeastern Asian business professional's favorite food?

Tie food

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?

A: After a dye job.

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

Chopstick Jokes More Chopstick Jokes

What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

What do Chinese lumberjacks do?

Chopsticks