Favorite Food Jokes

What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

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What is Vladimir Putins favorite food?

Peaches and Krim

What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.

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Beethoven Jokes More Beethoven Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach"

What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's last movement.

Chopstick Jokes More Chopstick Jokes

What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ?

Dad dad look what marma-laid' !

Pi Jokes More Pi Jokes

What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

What is a mathematician's favorite food?

A slice of Pi.

Lil Wayne Jokes More Lil Wayne Jokes

How does Lil Wayne get inspiration for his new music?

He listens to his old music.

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

Vladimir Poutine Jokes More Vladimir Poutine Jokes

What's a Russian's favorite food?

Vladimir Poutine

What's a Russian leader's favorite food?

Vladimir Poutine.

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

What do you call a person with no brain?

A no-brainer

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

Bruce Lee Jokes More Bruce Lee Jokes

What is Bruce Lee's beverage of choice?

WATAAAAAR

What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements?

A parent, Lee.