Lays, because they are full of air.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Peaches and Krim
A pasta free.
Pregnant. (Credit goes to the trailer of Zootopia)
A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)
From the supermeerkat
Fast Food!!! ... I'll see myself out. Credit goes to Safari Animals Oatmeal by Quaker.
Two. One to screw it in, and one to shoot him if he does it wrong.
I'm Slavic and I know it"
Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls
Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large.
Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...
A Wok in the Park
Because it was two-tired
She wanted to lay it on the line.
BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)
Ba-Na-Na-NAAAAAAAAAAAA