Favorite Food Jokes

What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

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What is Vladimir Putins favorite food?

Peaches and Krim

What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.

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Why is manna from heaven like horse hay?

Both are food from aloft!

What do you call a small dog that can store food?

Pupperware

Tic Tac Jokes More Tic Tac Jokes

Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

What did the astronaut get on his science project?

He received a T minus.

Pi Jokes More Pi Jokes

How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

pi

What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !

What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

Beethoven Favorite Food Jokes More Beethoven Favorite Food Jokes

What was Beethoven's favorite food?

BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

What is Beethoven's favorite food?

Ba-Na-Na-NAAAAAAAAAAAA

Quaker Jokes More Quaker Jokes

What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast Food!!! ... I'll see myself out. Credit goes to Safari Animals Oatmeal by Quaker.

Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's?

Q:Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's? A: Because they are Haulin' Oats!

Bruce Lee Jokes More Bruce Lee Jokes

What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements?

A parent, Lee.

What's Bruce Lee's favourite drink?

WAAAAAATEEEEERRRR