Favorite Food Jokes

What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

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What is Vladimir Putins favorite food?

Peaches and Krim

What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.

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What clothes do Quakers wear?

Oat couture

What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast Food!!! ... I'll see myself out. Credit goes to Safari Animals Oatmeal by Quaker.

Chopstick Jokes More Chopstick Jokes

What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

What did one cookie say to the other cookie ?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.

What do you call a black man in space?

An astronaut.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !

Why is Bernie Sanders seems like having a long nose?

because AIR IS FREE

Lil Wayne Jokes More Lil Wayne Jokes

What do you call tiny batman?

Lil Wayne

What's Lil Wayne's Favorite French Movie?

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Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What is a blonde's favorite vegetable?

Salad

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

Safari Jokes More Safari Jokes

What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast Food!!! ... I'll see myself out. Credit goes to Safari Animals Oatmeal by Quaker.

Where do safari animals buy their groceries?

From the supermeerkat