Tic Tac Jokes

What's a tick's favorite food?

A tic tac

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Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

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Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.

How many birds can play tic-tac-toe?

Toucan

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Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.

What celestial body do you give your sweetie on valentines day?

An exoplanet.

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What do you call noodles that aren't spaghetti?

Impastas

What do you call a Jamaican who likes spaghetti?

A Pastafarian.

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Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint.

Whats the difference between congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

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How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

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What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

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Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.

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What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

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How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

What instrument does Mother Earth play?

The Qatar.