Tic Tac Jokes

What's a tick's favorite food?

A tic tac

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Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

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Toucan

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Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.

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What's ten inches long and white?

Not a damn thing! I thought it was time we had some racist jokes towards someone who isn't black for once D

Why are white people bad at chess?

They think all the white pieces are kings.

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What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue. Hehe

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

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Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

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What side of a monster has more hair ?

The outside !

What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

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What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

What did one bird say to another bird on New Year's?

WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY

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What did the astronomer say to the telescope in lingerie?

Hubble, Hubble."

Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

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Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it

What did the underweight onion say to the garlic?

No more light bulb jokes!