What instrument does Mother Earth play?

The Qatar.

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What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

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What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."