What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

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What do you say to a crazy person who's talking to themselves?

Hey, the person you're talking to said to give me a few bucks.

What does an egg say to another egg?

Nothing, eggs can't talk.

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What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

What is a Pokemon's favorite kind of nut?

A Pi-cashew

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What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.

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What is the difference between an 8 year old fine wine and a bad wine?

One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

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What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.