What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

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What did one rock say to the other?

Ha, you really think rocks can talk

What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist ?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?

Pecan, typically.

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

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What did the diva with Alzheimer's disease say?

credit to one of the writers from Bob's Burgers).

How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel?

2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.

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What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

8 Year Old Daughter Jokes More 8 Year Old Daughter Jokes

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one