Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.
Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.
Because it doesn't have any hands.
the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"
Plant its nuts.
The women's bathrooms in the engineering building. Credit to
A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony
Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one
