What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

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What has 6 legs bits and talks in code ?

A morese-quito !

Why can't the sun talk?

First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.

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What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.

Who is?

These nuts"

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Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

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What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

What's the best part about taking a shower with an 11 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.

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What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one