What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

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What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

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How's your meal?

i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table

Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

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Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch ?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa. :(

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What's the worst kind of incompetent?

Leader.

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

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What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.