What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

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What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

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What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

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How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!

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Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

What do the leaders of ISIS drink after a victory?

Bombay.

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Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.