What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

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Why aren't there more jokes based on haptics?

It's a touchy subject.

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

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How's your meal?

i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table

Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.

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What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

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Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

What do you call an IS-leader on a motorcycle?

Abu Bikr

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What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one