What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

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What do you say when somebody else has ruined your joke?

RIP post

How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb?

This is a joke I came up with. Q: How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb? A: There's no need to change it when you can easily convince everyone that it still works, but they've gone blind.

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What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow

Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

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What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

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What did the disgruntled alien customer say to the store clerk?

Take me to your leader!

What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US Leader

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What do you call a disembodied nose?

Nobody nose. My 8-year-old niece claims she made this up. I have my doubts.

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one