What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

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Why do people like office parties AND this joke?

The punch line.

What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook

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Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

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Why does mohamed goes out with an explosive device?

To bring it back to samsung, you racist.

What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

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What did the disgruntled alien customer say to the store clerk?

Take me to your leader!

What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US Leader

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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.