What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

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What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

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Whats a cannibals favorite game?

Swallow the leader.

What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

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When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

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What's the leader of north korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood?

a Kimono

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

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What's the best part about taking a shower with an 11 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.