What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

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Why didn't the blind person laugh at my joke?

Because he didn't see the funny side to it.

Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

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What's the largest organ in the human body?

A:** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.

Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

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What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

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What is a monster's favourite game?

A: Swallow the leader.

What's the leader of north korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood?

a Kimono

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Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony