What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

Previous Random Joke Next

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you call a person with memory problems telling a joke?

To get to the other side.

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why are Norwegian women so hot?

The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!

What did Michael Fox bring to baby Jesus?

Parkincense.

Leader Jokes More Leader Jokes

What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US Leader

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

8 Year Old Jokes More 8 Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony

What do you call a disembodied nose?

Nobody nose. My 8-year-old niece claims she made this up. I have my doubts.