Leader Jokes

What's the worst kind of incompetent?

Leader.

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What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US Leader

Whats a cannibals favorite game?

Swallow the leader.

What do the leaders of ISIS drink after a victory?

Bombay.

What do you call an IS-leader on a motorcycle?

Abu Bikr

What did the disgruntled alien customer say to the store clerk?

Take me to your leader!

What's the leader of north korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood?

a Kimono

What is a monster's favourite game?

A: Swallow the leader.

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

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Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

a cosh(x/a)

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Taureans don't like to change anything.

How many transgender people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. But they have to sit in the dark room for a year, first, to make sure that the lightbulb is out.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

Vladimir Poutine Jokes More Vladimir Poutine Jokes

What's a Russian leader's favorite food?

Vladimir Poutine.

What's a Russian's favorite food?

Vladimir Poutine

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if a chef is a clown?

A: The food tastes funny.

How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

World Leader Jokes More World Leader Jokes

What do you call a world leader who white people are opposed to?

Vladimir Gluten

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.