Leader Jokes

What's the worst kind of incompetent?

Leader.

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What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US Leader

Whats a cannibals favorite game?

Swallow the leader.

What do the leaders of ISIS drink after a victory?

Bombay.

What do you call an IS-leader on a motorcycle?

Abu Bikr

What did the disgruntled alien customer say to the store clerk?

Take me to your leader!

What's the leader of north korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood?

a Kimono

What is a monster's favourite game?

A: Swallow the leader.

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

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Flint Jokes More Flint Jokes

What do you get when you put jelly into Flint, Michigan's water supply?

Pb &amp J.

Where are the best leaders made?

Flint, Michigan.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

Monica Lewinsky Mouth Jokes More Monica Lewinsky Mouth Jokes

What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US Leader

What is the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

1 US Leader.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Sanders supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question, they can't change anything.

How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

What do you call ill-mannered burst of strong wind in the desert?

Darude Sandstorm.

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.