Leader Jokes

What's the worst kind of incompetent?

Leader.

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What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US Leader

Whats a cannibals favorite game?

Swallow the leader.

What do the leaders of ISIS drink after a victory?

Bombay.

What do you call an IS-leader on a motorcycle?

Abu Bikr

What did the disgruntled alien customer say to the store clerk?

Take me to your leader!

What's the leader of north korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood?

a Kimono

What is a monster's favourite game?

A: Swallow the leader.

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

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How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

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How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Why is there no Windows 9 ?

Because Windows 7 8 9.

Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

A: It was closed.

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What's the worst kind of incompetent?

Leader.

What's the worst kind of media?

chlamydia

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Why do white people not like playing uno with mexicans?

They take all the green cards

What do you call a group of white people?

A prison

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Why does ISIS call camels "Ships of the Desert"?

Because they are full of ISIS seamen.

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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What's a Russian leader's favorite food?

Vladimir Poutine.

What's a Russian's favorite food?

Vladimir Poutine

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What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was a"salted"

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

What did the cat cough up when it was sick?

Meowcus