Leader Jokes

What's the worst kind of incompetent?

Leader.

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What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US Leader

Whats a cannibals favorite game?

Swallow the leader.

What do the leaders of ISIS drink after a victory?

Bombay.

What do you call an IS-leader on a motorcycle?

Abu Bikr

What did the disgruntled alien customer say to the store clerk?

Take me to your leader!

What's the leader of north korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood?

a Kimono

What is a monster's favourite game?

A: Swallow the leader.

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

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What does the ISIS member say about telling good jokes?

It's all in the execution."

What's the best part of an ISIS joke?

The Execution. Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now.

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What time is it in Brazil?

Oh, it's 7 past Cesar

What's red and has 7 bruises?

Snow White's cherry.

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How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

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Where are the best leaders made?

Flint, Michigan.

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

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What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

A

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

Why shouldn't white people swim?

Crackers get soggy when wet.

Why are hurricanes always named after white people?

Because white people destroy everything.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What did the octopus make for desert?

Octopie

Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

Monica Lewinsky Mouth Jokes More Monica Lewinsky Mouth Jokes

What is the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

1 US Leader.

What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US Leader