Follower Jokes

What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

Why haven't you introduced me to your followers yet?

Are you ashamed of me

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many straight men in california does it take to change a lightbulb?

both of them

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

30 Year Jokes More 30 Year Jokes

What do you call a spouse of 30 years?

A stalemate.

What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

Consider Jokes More Consider Jokes

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

What about the other baby?

Obi-wan:*shrugs* Dump him in a desert somewhere

Anti Joke Jokes More Anti Joke Jokes

Who is there?

A person that likes to tell anti jokes.

What's the best things about Anti-Jokes?

They have a large following!

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

What's the best thing about an Ethiopian?

They'll always swallow

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

How do you get thrown out of a concentration camp?

Bad for moral Cutting in line Organizing hunger strikes