Follower Jokes

What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

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Why haven't you introduced me to your followers yet?

Are you ashamed of me

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

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Samsung Note Jokes More Samsung Note Jokes

What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.

How many teenage girls does it take to screw..... in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it up as the whole world revolves around her.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

A: Terrorists have sympathizers.

Anti Joke Jokes More Anti Joke Jokes

What's the best things about Anti-Jokes?

They have a large following!

Who is there?

A person that likes to tell anti jokes.

Pirate Favorite Letter Jokes More Pirate Favorite Letter Jokes

What's a pirate's most favorite letter?

A letter of marque(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letterofmarque).

Whats a Pirates favorite letter?

Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

What's supposed to be funny, but let's you down?

This joke...

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

What type of tree doesn't remove active torrents?

A tree.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.

What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.