What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

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What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

What do you call a dog who digs up ancient artifacts?

A Barkeologist.

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What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish

What type of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel!

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What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

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What kind of bread do Rednecks like?

Inbred

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin

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What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk