What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

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Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

A: So you'll never know which side he's on.

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What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

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Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

an asymp-tote*

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What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

A fangfurther.