What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

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What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

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How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

Why do Buddhist monks have such sour faces?

Because they're acetic.

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What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball?

makes choking sounds*

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

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Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie