What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

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What does MSG stand for?

Mandarin Service Guaranteed.

How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.

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What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

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What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

How do you know it's going to be a white christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

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What do cows like on their hotdogs?

MOOstard.

How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.