What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

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What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk