What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

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Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

Buddhist Monk Jokes More Buddhist Monk Jokes

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

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What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

an asymp-tote*

When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ?

A fangfurter !sna

How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.